For all its manic explosions, swishing asses, Shia LaBeouf having temper tantrums that appear all too real – like director Michael Bay can work him into such a state of anger LaBeouf barely has to act – and, of course, giant robots battling to the death only to repeatedly get shot down by another giant robot offscreen at the last minute, Transformers 3 (in 3D, of course) did not distract me.
So I would like to say this to you:
If you’re having troubles in your life – emotional or otherwise – don’t see the movie. Like me, you will spiral down into a dark hole during the first hour and a half. (Running time: 2 ½ hours) Your eyes will remain focused on the screen, but your mind will be elsewhere: somewhere ugly, somewhere bad. Continue reading